Nooooooooooooooo!

Nooooooooooooo! I don’t really have any other words to describe how I feel! I’ve just got in from the pub and am watching Desperate Housewives so don’t expect much from this report, especially as the result was 3-0 to AC Milan. I’m reeking of smoke too which is a bit manky! I need lots of love and hugs so after you’ve read this make sure you give me some words of comfort, TLC or something! On the way back on the bus I just got off the phone to my mum talking about the match then the man behind me tapped me on the shoulder and asked me about it so we were talking about Kaka and Ronaldo. He was saying Kaka was the best and I was saying it was Ronaldo (“stand by your man” as the song goes and all that jazz), but tonight he was right coz Ron did not shine so bright! He’d lived in Milan for 7 years and seemed friendly in a sort of “I’ve just been listening to your phone conversation” sort of way – just kidding.

Well it was certainly a night out! On the bus on the way the man sitting a seat in front of me was watching porn on his mobile phone! Right on the bus! I couldn’t believe it, it was horrible so I just stared intently out of the window, then he smiled at me when he got off! Shudder shudder! I found Jack Stamps and Ads was there. The people behind us were Arsenal fans and for the whole of the first half were going on about how Arsenal were the best team in Europe and played the best football (well, I agree to extent, that’s when they find the back of the net!) and for the whole of the second half they were supporting AC Milan and saying how they were going to eat “Italian pizza at Pizza Hut”. It was a good match but I can’t really appreciate that at the moment as I’m feeling bitter. AC Milan deserved to win – I don’t know what happened to Man U, they, as Ads said, “fell to pieces”. I can’t really remember a moment of brilliance from any of the players which is so disappointing because I’d had such high hopes for them – I honestly believed that they would score the first goal, and while I recognised that Milan are top stuff, I thought United would have the edge and just get the win. Man United can play so magically but tonight wasn’t one of those nights. They were totally outclassed by Gatusso and Kaka and the Milan lot. The beginning of the second half looked more promising and they were building up and creating chances, sort of, but it wasn’t good enough. The annoying thing is that Dida isn’t great at all and I reckon it would be pretty easy to get a couple of goals past him, but first they had to penetrate the Milan defence which was immovable. It was nice to see Vidic back but still it just wasn’t good enough! So we lost 3-0, the first of course was Kaka, but even then we could’ve come back. The second goal should not have been a goal and their defending – if you can call it that – just summed up United’s whole performance – a shambles. I can’t remember the third, I’d had enough by then, but it was just after Ads had said “United aren’t going to come back from this.” If only United had scored some it would have been a thrilling match even if it had ended in defeat, but they didn’t even come near really. I bet Jose will have something to say about it tomorrow morning. Well, that’s my rambling for tonight! A little apology to Ads who had to put up with me rating all the players on their looks – I promise I’m not fickle and do actually watch the football. It was probably 30% me remarking “Kaka is quite cute, oooohh I like Gattuso getting all fiery, Ronaldo looks a bit like a turkey etc.” and then 70% serious match analysis and general moaning noises as United stumbled about.

Well I should start writing about our school matches, probably better than the way United played tonight (but I still love them). It was a good match, apart from when Yan kept on forgetting to play and was fiddling with his MP3 player and then smacked the ball into my face. Teague was an outstanding goalkeeper and was my man of the match. I think he’d been watching Pepe Reina the previous night!